Funny Drawstring Bag – Not Full Of Drugs Gym Sack

This funny drawstring bag is the perfect blend of witty messaging and real-world practicality. Featuring the bold “Not Full Of Drugs” statement, it’s an instant conversation starter—whether you’re at the gym, traveling, or tackling daily errands.

Premium Materials, Durable Construction
Unlike typical novelty bags, this gym sack is made from rugged 100% polyester—a material chosen for its excellent strength, weather resistance, and lightweight versatility. Reinforced metal grommets deliver both a sleek, modern look and long-term durability, ensuring the bag withstands repeated daily use without stretching or fraying.

Designed With Practicality in Mind
This “Not Full Of Drugs” bag is generously sized to hold clothes, shoes, a towel, groceries, or sports gear. Unlike most single-layer drawstring sacks, it comes with a fully lined black interior, giving the bag a premium, professional appearance that stands out in the gym, at the pool, or as a travel companion.

Smart Organization
A small, discreet zipper pocket on the interior lets you securely stash valuables like your phone, keys, or wallet—ideal for anyone who hates rooting around for important items.

Style That Gets Noticed
The direct, tongue-in-cheek phrase on the outside is sure to draw laughs and spark conversations. It’s perfect for:

• Gym lovers who appreciate a bit of sassy humor in their routine

• Students or commuters looking for a quirky tote

• Travelers who want a conversation-starting carry-on

• Gag gift for friends, siblings, or that one coworker with a mischievous streak

Functional Highlights:

• 100% polyester fabric: strong, water-resistant, and made to last

• Reinforced metal grommets: stylish, sturdy, and prevent cord tearing

• Spacious main compartment: fits shoes, gym gear, books, or travel items

• Fully lined, black interior: a premium upgrade not found on standard joke bags

• Secure inner zipper pocket: perfect for valuables on the go

• Drawstring closure: quick, easy access without fumbling zippers

Care Instructions:

• Hand wash or gentle machine wash cold

• Air dry to maintain shape and fabric quality

• Wipe lining with damp cloth for quick cleaning

Why This Bag Wins

Most novelty drawstring bags rely on the joke alone; few deliver real utility or premium features. This bag combines bold humor with the kind of thoughtful touches (lining, zipper pocket, metal hardware) that make it both a dependable everyday carry and a fail-proof gift.

Stand Out From Basic Gag Gifts

While other options skimp on materials and style, this “Not Full Of Drugs” drawstring bag offers genuine quality. It’s ready for gym sessions, overnight trips, festivals, college, or anyone who wants to carry life’s essentials and a laugh—without settling for less.

Order this funny drawstring bag and get convenience, smiles, and reliability all in one!

All of our products are made to order — that means we don’t print anything until you hit "buy." It’s our way of keeping waste low and quality high.

Production Time

Please allow 2–4 business days for your order to be produced before it ships.

Delivery Times

📦 U.S. Orders: 2–5 business days after production

International Orders: 10-30 Business days after production.

Customers are responsible for any additional expenses, such as customs duties or tariffs, imposed by their country.

Shipping Cost

Flat rate: 4.99

Free Shipping on orders above $100

Order Tracking

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number via email so you can follow it all the way to your door.

We stand behind our products with a 30-day money-back guarantee. If you are not satisfied for any reason within 30 days of placing your order, please contact us to receive a full refund.