Sanity Not Included T-Shirt - Mental Health Humor Tee Gift

Sanity Not Included T-Shirt delivers the perfect blend of humor and relatability for anyone navigating modern adult life. This mental health humor shirt acknowledges what we all know—life doesn't come with clear instructions, and sanity definitely isn't guaranteed in the package.

Perfect for those who appreciate honest comedy about the challenges of adulting, this design plays on the familiar "batteries not included" concept but applies it to the much more complex world of maintaining mental wellness in today's chaotic environment. It's humor that resonates with anyone who's ever felt like they're missing crucial life instructions.

Product Features & Quality:

• Without side seams to reduce fabric waste and enhance aesthetics

• Ribbed knit collar ensures durability and shape retention

• Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching

• Made from durable, smooth fabric, perfect for printing

• Ethically produced from US cotton, certified for safety and quality

Assembly Instructions Humor Appeal:
This assembly instructions humor tee speaks to the universal experience of feeling unprepared for adult responsibilities. Unlike typical sarcastic mental health shirts, this design approaches the topic with lighthearted acknowledgment rather than cynicism—perfect for those who cope with humor while supporting mental health awareness.

Versatile Comfort & Style:
Available in multiple sizes and colors to suit any wardrobe. This adulting survival guide shirt pairs perfectly with casual wear, making it ideal for weekend outings, mental health awareness events, or simply as everyday comfort wear that starts conversations about life's complexities.

Perfect Gift Occasions:

• College graduates entering the "real world"

• Friends navigating major life transitions

• Mental health awareness supporters

• Therapists and counselors with good humor

• Birthday gifts for honest humor lovers

• Holiday presents for fellow adulting survivors

• Self-care and wellness advocates

Thoughtful Design Philosophy:
This funny warning label shirt celebrates the shared human experience of figuring life out as we go. Rather than making light of genuine mental health struggles, it creates community around the universal feeling that adult life should come with better instructions—and maybe a manual for maintaining sanity.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry on low heat setting

• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

• Do not bleach or dry clean

Whether you're acknowledging your own journey through modern adulting challenges, supporting mental health awareness, or simply enjoying humor that gets the complexity of contemporary life, this shirt delivers both comfort and connection. It's more than apparel—it's validation that we're all just figuring it out together, sanity assembly required but instructions mysteriously missing.

All of our products are made to order — that means we don’t print anything until you hit "buy." It’s our way of keeping waste low and quality high.

Production Time

Please allow 2–4 business days for your order to be produced before it ships.

Delivery Times

📦 U.S. Orders: 2–5 business days after production

International Orders: 10-30 Business days after production.

Customers are responsible for any additional expenses, such as customs duties or tariffs, imposed by their country.

Shipping Cost

Flat rate: 4.99

Free Shipping on orders above $100

Order Tracking

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number via email so you can follow it all the way to your door.

We stand behind our products with a 30-day money-back guarantee. If you are not satisfied for any reason within 30 days of placing your order, please contact us to receive a full refund.