Funny Tote Bag – Bold “Drug Money” Heavy-Duty Shopper

Meet the funny tote bag that tells the world exactly what’s inside—or does it? With its unapologetic “Drug Money” print and premium construction, this carry-all mixes street-smart humour with everyday practicality.

Built to Outlast the Joke

• 100% polyester body delivers exceptional strength, water resistance, and colour stability.

• Reinforced handle stitching keeps straps secure, even when the bag’s packed with cash—or cauliflower.

• Boxed corners add depth, so bulky items fit without stretching the seams.

• Three size options (small, medium, large) plus multiple colourways let every personality find its perfect match.

• Spacious main compartment swallows groceries, college books, or a weekend haul with room to spare.

Humour With Purpose

The clean, uncensored graphic uses bold sans-serif lettering that stands out at the farmers’ market, record store, or dispensary run. It’s the ultimate ice-breaker: you’ll spot knowing smirks long before you reach the checkout.

Perfect For

• Festival essentials—hoodie, snacks, and just enough “budget” for fun

• Sarcastic grocery trips that make fellow shoppers double-take

• Secret-Santa or birthday gifts for friends who love tongue-in-cheek style

• Everyday errands where a plain tote simply won’t do

Eco-Edge Meets Street Cred

Skip single-use plastic bags and carry personality instead. Polyester’s long life-span means this tote stays in rotation for years, cutting waste while keeping the joke alive.

Care Instructions

1. Empty the bag. Pretreat spots with mild stain remover.

2. Mix warm water with gentle detergent; wipe with a terry cloth or soft brush.

3. Rinse cloth, wipe again, and air-dry completely—polyester resists wrinkles, no ironing needed.

Why It Beats Other “Drug Money” Bags

Most options print a punchline on flimsy fabric and call it a day. Ours pairs the laugh with boxed corners, reinforced seams, size choices, and colour variety, creating a tote that’s as practical as it is provocative.

Grab the drug money tote bag today—because whether you’re hauling kale, vinyl, or something more interesting, you deserve a bag that can take the weight.

All of our products are made to order — that means we don’t print anything until you hit "buy." It’s our way of keeping waste low and quality high.

Production Time

Please allow 2–4 business days for your order to be produced before it ships.

Delivery Times

📦 U.S. Orders: 2–5 business days after production

International Orders: 10-30 Business days after production.

Customers are responsible for any additional expenses, such as customs duties or tariffs, imposed by their country.

Shipping Cost

Flat rate: 4.99

Free Shipping on orders above $100

Order Tracking

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number via email so you can follow it all the way to your door.

We stand behind our products with a 30-day money-back guarantee. If you are not satisfied for any reason within 30 days of placing your order, please contact us to receive a full refund.