Anubis Funny Selfie Shirt: Judgment Day Can Wait, I Need a Pic
In the ancient world, Anubis was the solemn guide of the dead, the divine arbiter who weighed human hearts. But in the 21st century? He's an aspiring influencer who's discovered the front-facing camera. This Anubis Funny Selfie Shirt captures the hilarious, ironic truth: even the god of the afterlife is worried about his angles. It’s the perfect modern god humor tee for anyone who loves mythology but lives for a good meme.
The Ultimate Ironic Egyptian Mythology Shirt
This isn't just a graphic tee; it's a piece of witty social commentary. We've imagined Anubis taking a break from his somber duties to snap a quick selfie, probably for his #Underworld #OOTD post. Is his heart as light as a feather? Who cares, as long as the lighting is good. This design is for those who appreciate the glorious absurdity of blending ancient reverence with modern vanity. It’s a shirt that says you're smart enough to get the historical reference and cool enough to get the joke.
Your New Favorite Conversation Starter
Tired of shirts that say nothing? Prepare for compliments, questions, and knowing laughs from strangers. This tee is an instant ice-breaker, perfect for a museum trip, a history class, or your local coffee shop. It separates the true mythology nerds from the crowd and signals that you have a sharp, sarcastic sense of humor. It’s the perfect solution for anyone who believes their clothing should be as clever as they are.
The Perfect Gift for the Witty History Buff
Struggling to find a gift for that friend who binges history documentaries but also sends you memes at 2 AM? You've found it. This shirt is a brilliantly funny gift for Egyptologists, history majors, museum lovers, or anyone with a delightfully nerdy streak. It’s a unique and thoughtful present that proves you understand their dual passions for ancient worlds and modern humor.
Divine Comfort for Your Mortal Form
Anubis may deal with eternal matters, but we're focused on earthly comfort. This tee is crafted from 100% ethically sourced US cotton, featuring a garment-dyed fabric that’s incredibly soft and breathable. The relaxed fit is perfect for contemplating the void or just lounging on your couch. Our high-quality, made-to-order printing process ensures Anubis's divine selfie won't fade, even after countless cycles through the laundry.
Frequently Asked Questions:
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Is the fit flattering for both men and women? Yes! It's a unisex relaxed fit designed for comfort on all body types. Check our size chart for your perfect fit.
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How should I care for this divine garment? Machine wash cold. Anubis prefers to tumble dry on low heat. Avoid bleach—it’s bad for the soul (and the print).
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Will this shirt help me in the afterlife? While we can't make any guarantees about the weighing of your heart, we can promise you'll be the best-dressed soul in the queue.
Product Specifications:
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Material: 100% US cotton, garment-dyed
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Fabric Weight: Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd²)
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Fit: Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
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Construction: Double-needle stitching, tubular design
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Ethics: Ethically made in a sustainable process
The Sinful Threads Promise:
Your order is summoned and shipped within 2–3 days and is protected by our easy 30-day return policy. Get ready to serve some serious face... just like Anubis.
Size Chart
| Size |
Width (in) |
Length (in) |
Sleeve Center Back (in) |
| S |
18.25 |
26.62 |
16.25 |
| M |
20.25 |
28.00 |
17.75 |
| L |
22.00 |
29.37 |
19.00 |
| XL |
24.00 |
30.75 |
20.50 |
| 2XL |
26.00 |
31.62 |
21.75 |
| 3XL |
27.75 |
32.50 |
23.25 |
