The Perfect Single Taken Gym Shirt for Dedicated Lifters
This Single Taken Gym Shirt is the official relationship status for anyone whose true love is the iron. Featuring the hilarious checklist that ends with a firm commitment to the gym, this tee is a witty and relatable statement for every dedicated fitness enthusiast. It's the perfect way to humorously declare your priorities without saying a word.
If your idea of a great date is a new deadlift PR, this shirt was made for you. It’s a knowing nod to everyone who has ever skipped a night out for a workout. This isn't just a funny t-shirt; it’s a public declaration of your commitment to your goals and a celebration of the fitness lifestyle.
My Relationship Status: The Gym
Let's be honest, your most consistent and rewarding relationship is with those weights. This shirt perfectly captures that sentiment. The humor comes from its undeniable truth—for many, the gym is the number one priority. It’s a funny, confident way to embrace your dedication and find common ground with other lifters who feel the same way.
Wearing this tee is a statement of identity. It proudly says that you are focused, disciplined, and invested in your personal growth. It’s a badge of honor for those who have found their passion in the pursuit of strength.
The Perfect Icebreaker at the Squat Rack
Tired of unwanted small talk between sets? This shirt is your friendly but firm "do not disturb" sign. At the same time, its clever humor makes you more approachable to those who get the joke. It's a fantastic conversation starter for fellow fitness lovers and a lighthearted way to bring some fun to the gym floor.
This tee is perfect for any workout, whether you're lifting heavy, hitting a cardio session, or just enjoying an active rest day. Its comfortable fit and hilarious message make it an easy choice for any part of your fitness routine.
A Quality Tee, Not a Cheap Gag
We've all seen funny shirts that are stiff, scratchy, and have a thick, plastic print that cracks after one wash. This is not that shirt. We solved that problem by using a premium, ultra-soft tee that feels incredible from the first wear. Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s breathable and lightweight, keeping you comfortable even during your most intense sessions.
The quality is in the details. The design is printed with modern techniques for a soft-hand feel that won't peel or crack. With durable shoulder taping and a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape, this shirt is built to last.
The Ultimate Gift for the Fitness-Obsessed
Trying to find the perfect gift for your gym-obsessed friend, partner, or training buddy? Look no further. This funny workout dating tee is a guaranteed hit for any occasion—birthdays, Valentine's Day, or just because. It’s a gift that says, "I see you, I get your priorities, and I love your sense of humor."
It’s a can't-miss present that’s both personal and funny, and it’s sure to become their new favorite shirt for showing off their dedication.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the shirt's print a cheap iron-on?
No. The graphic is printed with high-quality, modern inks that create a soft, breathable design that feels like part of the fabric itself.
How does the shirt fit? Is it true to size?
It features a modern retail fit that is comfortable and flattering for a wide range of body types. It is not a tight, athletic-fit compression shirt, nor is it a boxy, oversized tee. Please see our size chart for detailed measurements.
Is the fabric comfortable enough for intense workouts?
Absolutely. It's made from 100% Airlume combed cotton, which is known for being incredibly soft, lightweight, and breathable—perfect for keeping you cool and comfortable.
Is this a good gift for both men and women?
Yes! The unisex design and relatable humor make it a fantastic gift for any fitness enthusiast, regardless of gender.
Care, Sizing, and Shipping
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Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), inside-out. Tumble dry on low or hang dry for best results. Do not iron directly on the print.
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Sizing: Unisex S to 3XL. Classic retail fit. Please consult the size chart for specific measurements.
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Shipping: Ships in 2–3 days; easy 30‑day returns guaranteed.
Size Chart:
| Size |
Width (in) |
Length (in) |
Sleeve (in) |
| S |
18.25 |
26.62 |
16.25 |
| M |
20.25 |
28.00 |
17.75 |
| L |
22.00 |
29.37 |
19.00 |
| XL |
24.00 |
30.75 |
20.50 |
| 2XL |
26.00 |
31.62 |
21.75 |
| 3XL |
27.75 |
32.50 |
23.25 |
