Give Head Not Headaches - Funny Slogan T-Shirt

Tired of the drama? Make a bold statement without saying a word. Our "Give Head, Not Headaches" Funny Slogan T-Shirt is for the woman who values peace, pleasure, and a perfectly-timed punchline. It’s more than just a Sarcastic Graphic Tee; it’s a lifestyle choice, a public service announcement, and your new favorite top all in one. Wear it on a girls' night out to set the tone, or rock it at a bachelorette party for guaranteed laughs.

This shirt isn’t just about the edgy humor; it’s crafted for superior comfort and lasting quality. Made from ethically sourced 100% US cotton, the fabric is durable, smooth, and the perfect canvas for this iconic design. We designed it without side seams to create a clean, modern silhouette while reducing fabric waste. The ribbed knit collar maintains its shape wash after wash, and integrated shoulder tape stabilizes the seams, preventing stretching over time. From sizes S to 3XL, we ensure a perfect fit for every body type.

Whether you're looking for a hilarious breakup present or a Funny Gift for Her that truly gets her sense of humor, this Ironic Statement Top is the ultimate find. It’s the perfect piece to pair with jeans for a casual look or to dress up for your next big event where you need an Edgy Humor Party Shirt.

Built for Your Life:
This top is designed for easy living. For care, simply machine wash in cold water (max 30C or 90F) with similar colors. To maintain the print and fabric integrity, do not bleach or dry-clean. Tumble dry on low heat and, if needed, iron or steam on a low setting.

Shipping & Returns, No Headaches Guaranteed:
We believe in our products and want you to love them. That’s why we offer a 30-day return policy with a money-back guarantee. Each shirt is made to order with care and ships within 5-8 business days. Plus, enjoy free shipping on all orders over $100.

All of our products are made to order — that means we don’t print anything until you hit "buy." It’s our way of keeping waste low and quality high.

Production Time

Please allow 2–4 business days for your order to be produced before it ships.

Delivery Times

📦 U.S. Orders: 2–5 business days after production

International Orders: 10-30 Business days after production.

Customers are responsible for any additional expenses, such as customs duties or tariffs, imposed by their country.

Shipping Cost

Flat rate: 4.99

Free Shipping on orders above $100

Order Tracking

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number via email so you can follow it all the way to your door.

We stand behind our products with a 30-day money-back guarantee. If you are not satisfied for any reason within 30 days of placing your order, please contact us to receive a full refund.