Funny Vampire Shirt | Colorful Cartoon Dracula Parody Tee
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Win Halloween with This Hilarious and Colorful Funny Vampire Shirt
Tired of complicated costumes? Say "Bleh, bleh, bleh" to the stress and slip into this effortlessly funny vampire shirt! Featuring a goofy cartoon Dracula in a burst of vibrant color, this tee is the perfect way to show your love for all things spooky without sacrificing comfort. It's the ultimate Halloween hack for those who want to be the life of the party, not the undead.
A Cartoon Dracula That's More Fun Than Frightening
This isn't your great-grandfather's vampire. Our cartoon dracula tee reimagines the Count as a lovable goofball you'd actually want to hang out with. The design pops with a stunningly colorful horror parody graphic against a classic black background, ensuring you'll stand out in any dimly lit castle or crowded Halloween party. It's less about scares and more about laughs.
The Perfect Easy Halloween Costume
Let's be honest: Halloween is for fun, not for stressing over elaborate outfits. This shirt is your secret weapon. It’s a complete easy Halloween costume in a single, comfortable garment. Just throw it on and you're instantly the funniest, most festive person in the room. It’s the perfect solution for school events, office parties, or a casual night of trick-or-treating.
Premium Quality for a Legendary Monster
Even a creature of the night appreciates good quality. This shirt is crafted for exceptional comfort and durability, making it a favorite you'll wear season after spooky season. The premium cotton feels amazing, and the vibrant, high-quality print is designed to stay bright and colorful, wash after wash.
Product Specifications:
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Sizing: S to 3XL with fit guidance
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Construction: Double-needle stitching & tubular design
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Material: 100% US cotton, garment-dyed fabric
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Ethics: Ethically made, made-to-order
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Fabric Weight: Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd²)
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Fit: Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (≤30°C/90°F)
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No bleach, tumble dry low heat
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Iron/steam/dry at low heat
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No dry cleaning
Your satisfaction is eternal. With our 30-day easy return guarantee and fast 2-3 day shipping, you can get your spook on with zero risk.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is the shirt appropriate for kids?
A: Absolutely! The design is a funny, friendly cartoon that is perfect for all ages. It’s a great option for school Halloween events where scary costumes are discouraged.
Q: How bright are the colors?
A: The design uses a high-fidelity printing process to ensure the colors are exceptionally vibrant and create a high-contrast look against the black shirt.
Q: What should I wear with it to complete the "costume"?
A: That's the beauty of it—you don't have to add anything! But for extra fun, you could throw on a cheap cape or a pair of plastic fangs. The shirt does all the heavy lifting.
Size Chart
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Center Back (in) |
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| S | 18.25 | 26.62 | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25 | 28.00 | 17.75 |
| L | 22.00 | 29.37 | 19.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 30.75 | 20.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 31.62 | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.50 | 23.25 |
All of our products are made to order — that means we don’t print anything until you hit "buy." It’s our way of keeping waste low and quality high.
Production Time
Please allow 2–4 business days for your order to be produced before it ships.
Delivery Times
📦 U.S. Orders: 2–5 business days after production
Shipping Cost
Flat rate: 4.99
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Order Tracking
Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number via email so you can follow it all the way to your door.