Unwilling Participant of an Idiocracy T-Shirt – Government Satire Tee

# Unwilling Participant of an Idiocracy T-Shirt

## When You're Too Smart to Function in This Dumpster Fire of a Society

Let's be real—you didn't sign up for this shit show. Now you can let everyone know with our "Unwilling Participant of an Idiocracy" tee. Perfect for those days when you're forced to interact with people who think reality TV stars make great politicians and horse paste cures everything.

This government satire tee screams "I'm surrounded by idiots" without you having to open your mouth. Wear it to family gatherings, the voting booth, or while doomscrolling through another day of collective stupidity.

## Why This Protest T-Shirt Doesn't Suck:

- Seamless design because even our manufacturing process is smarter than current policy makers - Ribbed collar that holds its shape better than our democracy - Shoulder tape for stability (unlike our government) - Smooth-as-fuck fabric that's perfect for displaying your cynical humor - Ethically sourced cotton because at least ONE thing in your life should have moral standards

## How Not to Ruin Your New Favorite Sarcastic Quote Shirt: - Machine wash cold with other items that have lost faith in humanity - Low heat tumble dry (unlike political debates) - No bleach (save that for your brain after watching the news) - Iron on low heat if you're the type who still gives a shit - Don't dry clean—like voting, some things are better done at home

Make a statement without saying a word. This edgy quote shirt says "I'm intelligent enough to be terrified" in the language of meme culture fashion.

Perfect for the politically aware pessimist in your life who's tired of explaining why everything is a dumpster fire. This dark humor shirt pairs well with existential dread and a stiff drink.

Unwilling Participant of an Idiocracy T-Shirt: Because sometimes the only response to absurdity is to wear it.

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Production Time

Please allow 2–4 business days for your order to be produced before it ships.

Delivery Times

📦 U.S. Orders: 2–5 business days after production

✈️ International Orders: 10–30 business days after production

Shipping Cost

Flat rate: $5.89 USD — worldwide.

Order Tracking

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