Welcome, new student, to the esteemed Rule 34 University—the only institution of higher learning dedicated to the internet's most unbreakable law. This funny meme university shirt is your official student apparel, a perfect piece of internet culture satire for the terminally online and connoisseurs of digital folklore. Our university motto, “Si existit, pornographia eius est. Exceptiones non sunt,” elegantly states our founding principle: if it exists, there's a version of it you probably shouldn't watch with your parents.
This isn't just a shirt; it's a statement. It’s for those who have spent countless hours in the digital stacks, researching the deepest corners of fandom and emerging with forbidden knowledge. It’s the perfect college humor graphic shirt to wear to class, a LAN party, or your next comic convention. Show your academic dedication to the most important rule online.
We believe that a shirt this clever deserves to be comfortable. That's why we've designed it for a perfect fit on every body type, with a full range of sizes from S-3XL. Made for long-lasting wear, its seamless construction provides a sleek, modern look while also being an eco-conscious choice that minimizes fabric waste. Quality is core to our curriculum, so we’ve included a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape and shoulder taping that prevents stretching, ensuring your university pride never wavers.
This tee is crafted from 100% ethically sourced US cotton, making it both incredibly durable and comfortably soft. The high-quality material ensures the "Rule 34 University" crest and motto remain crisp and clear, even after many cycles through the laundry.
Looking for the perfect nerd humor gift for the student in your life? This is it. It's a hilarious and thoughtful present for anyone who appreciates the finer points of internet culture. When you’re ready to buy funny online rule merch that’s smarter than the average meme, enroll at R34U today.
Care & Quality:
To maintain the integrity of your university apparel, please machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) with like-colored garments. Tumble dry on low heat. If ironing is needed, use a low heat setting. To ensure a long and tenured life, do not bleach or dry clean.
Shipping & Returns:
Each shirt is custom printed upon your enrollment. Please allow 5-8 business days for us to process your order and ship it out. We offer free shipping on all orders over $100. Our 30-day return policy and money-back guarantee ensure your complete satisfaction.
